Vegetative state

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."




She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.



She's such a bitch....


(posted from thatboard.com)

Now that's presentation

I went out to dinner with some coworkers a few weeks ago, and ordered a steak. This is how it arrived....quite artistic, dontcha think?

 

Top 10 Excuses for being late to work

Careerbuilder.com recently conducted a poll of 3000 employers and 7000 employees of the best reasons they've ever given/received for being late to work. here's the list:

1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.

2. Someone stole all my daffodils.

3. I had to go audition for American Idol.

4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.

5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.

6. I wasn't thinking and accidentally went to my old job.

7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

8. The line was too long at Starbucks.

9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.

10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.

Stinky Meat is back!!

Back in 2000, a website called The Spark posted a unique science experiment called "The Stinky Meat Project" in which Mahlon Smith placed a plate of meat in his neighbor's yard, and returned daily to document it's "progress." He then proceed to move on to the next project "Stinky Meat 2"

Unfortunately, the site was purchased by Barnes and Noble in 2001, after which it lost it's "spark" he Stinky Meat projects were removed and eventually the whole site shut down in June 2004.

Recently I came across the Stinky Meat projects posted here: Stinky Meat These pictures are not for the faint of heart, but if you can get past that and read the commentary, it is hilariously funny!